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SPRING BREAK 2000!

WOOOOOOOOOO!

wowzers! it's the line up less website done by not BJ for 15 dollars!

New page! New page! The Savannah Saga tells the shocking tale of the investigation of Josh Mason X. Don't forget to mark your calendars for the upcoming Spectacular'! And sign the freaking guestbook!

So, you're sitting at home wondering what you're doing looking at the lineupless page once again. Waiting for the next big thing. Something unexpected, and crazy, and wonderful. When, suddenly....accckkkk! Pine cone in the shorts. GOTCHA!

Today: Today you should point at people and put your hand in your pants. They don't know WHAT to do!

*Quick rule of thumb before continuing your journey into the world of Line_Up_Less. If you ever see the word "Lineupless" spelled like that or like this--> "Line up less". That means Marc wrote it. But if the word is spelled properly like so: "Line_Up_Less". Then that means the great and all powerful Chris wrote it.

Here's an expirement you can try!
Take a piece of bread and put it on top of your refrigerator. In a few weeks it will turn gray and taste bad. Now throw it in the street.

Here's something fun to do:

Go to a store and stick their merchandise in your pants. Now run like hell.

If you like someone, but don't know how to approach them, it's probably best not to approach them. In fact, don't approach anyone, just go be a hermit somewhere and stop bothering us.

Hey everyone, if you don't mind, I'm going to be over here reading.

When you floss, move the floss up so high it hits bone (hint: you may have to pull real hard or have someone help you)

From now on the lineupless "thing to do" is refer to old people as "aliens".

Another lineupless thing to do is watch looney toons until your wife leaves you.

Another lineupless thing to do is fall asleep WITH THE BARREL OF A GUN IN YOUR MOUTH.

Oh and we like kangaroos.

BREAKING NEWS!!!

Line_Up_Less has finally updated this Site!

Front Door Madness

A door; Actual size=180 pixels wide

Look, look its a front door. A FRONT DOOR. HALLELUEAH!

OK, here's whats new! Underneath the wonderful door picture that was provided by those gosh-darn heteros at tripod we'll always write in what pages were updated. That way you don't read the same thing twice.

UPDATED PAGES:

The Savannah Saga

THE SPECTACULAR'

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LINEUPLESS THEME SONG

to be sung at least twice daily.

"Chris! Chris! Marc! Marc! Alicia! Tyler and Suzitrent." (In a robotic voice) "Now Kellen too." (Back to your normal voice, unless if you're a Robot.) "We're so hungry. We are terribly, terribly lazy. See the thing is this, we were going to Miami and our car just ran out of gas. But if you'd just give us a dollar or two we can feed our kids. Yeah, we've got cigarettes, but we NEED those first, then gas and food for our kids. Our kids run on gas. For the love of God, just give us a sandwich! Yeah yeah yeah. Woo hoo. LINEUPLESS!"