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How and why to smoke:
Start by lighting however many cigarettes it takes to get you the appropriate nicotine fix. One end is a filter and the other end is the tobacco. ALWAYS light the tobacco.
Now, suck that delicious smoke into your anxiously awaiting lungs. Breathe in and make sure none of that nicotine is able to escape. Smile, nod, let people know that you're having a blast!
As you tap off the burnt portion of the cigarette become very "unamused" with everything around you. Remember, smoking isn't just a hobby, it's an attitude. Who cares, right?
As you finish your cigarette, feel free to replace it with a new one. No one likes a quitter.
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